Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 20, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 March 1905 — A Conversion. [ARTICLE]

A Conversion.

A country circus advertised that “at 12 o’clock the cannibals will be fed.” A large crowd assembled, but to everybody’s disappoiutment the savages ate potatoes. In reply to some Indignant questions the manager said: “But, gentlemen, don't you see that their diet Is evidence of my skill? I have converted them Into vegetarians.”—Fllegende Blatter.