Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1905 — Making a Close Distinction. [ARTICLE]

Making a Close Distinction.

Benevolent Tarty—Young man, I’m sorry to see you thus idling away the golden hours of youth. Every time I look out of my parlor window I see you sitting on this fire hydrant. The Young Man—What’s th’ matter with you? What are you glvin’ me? I ain't idle when I'm doin’ nothing. I’m a sewer inspector.—Clever land Plain Dealer.