Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1905 — Tired of English. [ARTICLE]

Tired of English.

Husband —You once told me that you studied French, Italian and Spanish While at school. Can you speak any of them now? Cultured Wife—All of them. Why? Husband —I wish you’d do your talking in one or the other of them until I get through with this newspaper.