Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 19, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 March 1905 — Extremes. [ARTICLE]

Extremes.

“How far is a Sabbath day's Journey, pop?” “It depends on whether it Is lieing made by a chauffeur or a messenger boy, my son.”—Yonkers Statesman.