Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 17, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 March 1905 — Domestic Sarcasm [ARTICLE]

Domestic Sarcasm

Husband (at breakfast) —My dear, the paper says there was quite a fire in our block early this morning. It is supposed to have been the work of an incendiary. Wife—Oh, well, don't let a little thing like that worry you. Husband —Why, what do you mean? Wife—l’m sure no one will ever accuse you of building it.