Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 15, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 February 1905 — Never Touched Him. [ARTICLE]

Never Touched Him.

The old man paused at tlie parlor door on his way upstairs. "Don’t forget, young man,” he sold, "that the lights iu (BIS house are all out at 10 o'clock.” "Thanks,’ rejoined the young man, who was helping the fair maid to Hold the sofa down, “hut—er—couldn’t you make an exception to-night and put 'em out an hour earlier?” The Boif-inade man Is ut least considerate enough to relieve Providence of the responsibility. There are some widows who will not flirt —but they are generally deaf and blind.