Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1905 — Then or Never. [ARTICLE]

Then or Never.

“What, singing so early in the morning!” exclaimed the boarding house landlady, as she encountered one of her hash destroyers in the hall. . “Don't you know that it is unlucky to sing before breakfast?” “Perhaps it is,” rejoined the early warbler, “but somehow I never feel like Binging after I have monkeyed with your bill of fare.” The offlcialsTif the German State railways are henceforth to wear helmets instead of the present peaked caps. They have been jealous of the military looking headgear of the policemen.