Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1905 — In Jail for Sneezing. [ARTICLE]

In Jail for Sneezing.

As one of the good, kind ladies was walking along the tier after the church was over, saying kind words, to the unfortunate sons of Adam, she*, stopped in front of cell 602 on the sixth floor. She said, “My good, kind man, what In the world ever put you In here?” He said, “Sneezing.” She said, “My goodness! How In the world could they put you In here tojc- sneezing?” He said, “I woke the gentleman up.” —Cook County Jail Journal.