Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 9, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 February 1905 — Asking the Impossible. [ARTICLE]

Asking the Impossible.

Servant—There's no coni, and the fires are going out. Mistress—Dear mel Why didn't you tell me before? Servant —I couldn't tell you there was no coal, mum, when there was coal.