Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1905 — Tabloid Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Tabloid Philosophy.

It’:: a poor rule that won’t work our way. Eoine r ?»Ple never lend n x::.l uniei.'s it’s exnpiy. , A fellow so!ton beeor. -s a j/lbi-J just tor c lari:. The IraoccuniotTycot meets with verses and reverse . It takC3 more t ::.n a razor :;tr.".r to sharpen one’s apyetlts'. Arbitra/un may set/e a d/pute, but it won’t .>ettie a nil. The advocate </ woman’s r ./m often finds that woman s sett. A mar i 3 alw.rvs willing to share Mo good opinion of U.m-elf. A man with a boil on I:is cceh ia naturally hot under the collar. The fellow who wins a girl's ha. d feels that he carries oft’ the palm. It’s easy enough to he pleasant if ycu always have your own way. A girl can’t even blush without having a ce. .ain amount of cheek. A ma i can’t help wondering 'f women ever’really 00l each other wkh their kisses. —Philadelphia Record.