Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1905 — Page 2

iB-H MB • State of'lndiena f In .the •> aapetodreult eodrt, County offJasoer) •qFe'fttalry, T«Tm„ltW6. •John E " -vers ) ‘ ' '* r^' TVs > omplaint N0J677& Z.itelatou —.her «t >4 - - mhi ■Hlffßf*’ - ~ How comes the plaintiff, by Baujfhman anri Williams his attorneys, and files his complaint heroin, together witu an »ffia*vit that tno de -fondant. Littleton Baker and Mrs. Baker his wife and Mr<. R ,ker widow of said Isttleton Baker; Littleton W. Baker and Mrs. Baker his wife and Mrs. Baker widow of said Littb-ton —W. Raker;Joseph Run.le and Mrs Runkle his wife and Mrs. Rankle widow of said Joseph San le; David Jennings and Mrs. Jenn.ng« hie wife and Mrs. Jennings wid >w of said Ihrtid Jennings; RileyOolgroVe and Mrs. Coltfm his wife and M jj Ool<rove wid w of peid Rilt-y nnigiote Marion B"U« snd Mrs Botts his wife and Mrs Botts widow of said Marion S. Botts; Samuel Miller and Sarah E. Miller his wife and Sarah K. Miller widow of •add Samuel Miller, and Mrs. Miller his wife wad Mrs Miller widow of said Samuel Miller; and all the unknown heirs, devisees, legatees, •grantees, administrators, executors, successors ~anß assigns, and all of the unknown heirs, devisees, legatees, grantees, administrators, -executors, successor s and assigns, of the unknown heirs, devisees, legatees, grantees, administrators, exeentors, successors, and as: .signs of each and every of the above named defendants are not residents of the State of Indiana. Notice is therefore hereby given saidDefendwnta of the tiling and pendancy of said action So quiet title to real estate and that unless »hey be and appear on Friday, Mai oh 10th, 1906, the 23rd day of the next term of tne Jasper Circuit Court to be holden on the Second Monday of February, A.’D 1905, at the Court House in the City of Rensselaer, In said County and State, and answer or demur to said coinplaint, the same will be heard and determined f* their absence. In w itness Whereof, I hereu ito set hand and affix the seal of said l jeourt. at Rensselaer, Indiana, this 14th day of January, A. D. 1905. C. C. WARNER Clerk. vßnughman & Willia ms, A ttys, for Plaintiff. Jan. 17-21-31

n»? nooRE Tfne care f ai Specialist of years Cdnstaa practice has 100 tie l in Rensselaer. Indiana and will devote his time ,aud skill lb treating tee foliotria* diseases: Consumption, Scrofula — n an be permanently c ired If taken '“ time wed often in advanced stages bv methods airsif our own, the result of years o 1 -careful research ’and large experlenc-. Short delays are ofteu dangerous. Heart — Hundreds are tropplng dead every day from Heart Failure, whose lives might have have been saved by proper and timely treatment. In mod cases relief U certain. Stomach — IftdigescMi. ' nlcirtttoii ail all o’-he troubles aUejtlug this imp>rtaat organ ar treated with abiniute success. old reme dies and uiatliod hive beeu abolished better ones have been introduced are modern, safe and certain. Nervous troubles — of an kinds nave 'bom treated withre markable success for 40 years. ose and Throat — With recent method * and appliances affec tlons of these Important and sensltl ve organs are quickly relieved. Kidneys and Bladder— Bright’s disease. Diabetes, etc. These n, uaily fatal maladies can Dositivelv' bo cured. Here & short delay is often ratal Call and be examined while relief is nos (lbt*. Ear— All diseases oflthts delicate iXgin;taudlel with eare and saooeaa. Piles— And all othes diseases of Ute Beetum cured quickly and with but little tala. Females— The Doctor has had a remarkable record tn treating successfully all disease* pecu liar to women. Failing Vitality— Fron whatever cause pertranenc )> tvn Epilepsy and Canoer— Fornerly two incurable diseases arc tot treated with great ass u ranee of sucoe -a. Tne Doctor's racllines and resources a r ai most without limit: Oxygen Gas. Oxygen Compound, Compressed Air, Insutllatloa Atomization with every appliance necessary to relieve the afflicted. Best ofreferenoes given. To rent a suit of office rooms Enquire of Normau Warner.

The New Mill. At the Rensselaer Feed Store. i Our feed mill is now running and we desire that our investment shall prove beneficial not only to ourselveS but to onr many customers, and we will now be able to rednoe the price of all ground feed. Corn and oatj chop pr 100 lbs SI.OO Craoked Corn pr 1001b5... SI.OO Corn and cob meal 70 BALED. Oats Straw per bale 36 Shredded Fodder pr bale.. .40 Timothy hay pr bale 45 and 50 n ts. Cone and eee us or Tele--e hone 273. A. L. Branch, Change Of Location Dr. W. L. Myers ,the dentist, has moved his dental parlor from the K. of P. buildog to the suitb <*f rooms formerly occupied by Dr. Johnson and Herman, on the aonth side of WashingtonSt’ w3w Wanted a Town Residence, Have good farm of about 300 aores, well improved, near school# *und churches, within eight miles •of Rensselaer, good buildings and ■very desirable in all respects. Wei accept in part payment good reaidenoe property in Reasselhar or olooe to town, Also hove 14 head of good wootern horses, part of them well broke and ready to work, would give as part payment on onoh a • residence. For name of party, at this offi je.

if. Chas. Vick, Eye Specialist Tf»lr i - <*♦ Sp -'tl >i In «. Tile all I tv and d > it whII ih rii jr, to h- a i (iin-jjtfeii i di*of mir •>•*>»•* ' t. .•! .m , •,11 v tn*u to do many things >uid iMur equal to the \W IV.mi otn praatior* on to *'* .r< >f re. fmotim. iif «v»ti..sf> ; vih hirvl« i Sj-'VH Hul- ' r MV-. irf.v ■ 'tarn O fit ■ -I 'J. n Vi v j .fr u* -tin/; irtt <1 >t»r to ••X.»»fp-tt* • JHoh, "The Man Who Thinks Smokes Captain Jinks” ■. Sr * CAPT. JINKS THE LEADER OF ALL 5c CIGARS For sale by B.F. Feudir, J. H Cox, A F. Long, Goff & Son, H. R. Wood. -J. A. MoFarland J, T Zohrintr, M "Colly & Coen i. A. Lsrsb, C W. Rhoades. Hotel Makwever FARM AND CITY LOANS. Money to loan on f .rms at 5 poi oent intercut. A special fund t loan on dwellings and buaitiOir •properly. Also moony to loan or personal security second mor gag* and ohattle m rtgaue Money or. hand no delay oall and see me before making a new loan or renewing your old loss. Commitnion reduced one half. James H. Chapman, Ronaselaer, Ind | Have Pictures Enlarged I am tak ngi rteis for rnlarging p : ctures for a reap neible firm, and pers maliy guarantee sati-faotor) word or 10 pay. Prices very moderate. Don’t trust such work to the sg *ncy of strangers, but to residents of your own. Call at Hiram Day’s residence or phone No. 27. Chase Day.

New Wood Yard r And Feed store: I 4 bave opened a new Wood Yard and Feed titure at the nnruer of Washington and Weston streets and will carry a full line of ab kinds t f feeds, and wo d. both in stove and cjrd. wood lengths, Promp’ delivery to Mil purls ot the city Give rae a call or 'telphone to No. 80 Lie Jcs-up. 101-BEHT HJTiCE The Btat« of Indiana, I In the Jasper Cirouit Jasper County j Court February Tarm. 1906 Alvtra J. Wilcox and Abner O Wilcox V« Federal Oil and Jutphaltum Company, and The Creeent Oil Asphalt & Gas Company, (Corporation) Now come the Plaintiffs, by Ferguson, Hershman and FerguHon, their attorneys, and tiles their complaint herein, together with an affidavit that the defendants ar corporations, and nou-restdents of the stale of Indlaua. and that th ir resilience and p.ace ot bosine,* la unknown. ; Now, therefore, the said Federat Oil A Asphaltum Company and The Cresent Oil Aaphaltnm A Gas Company are hereby uotlfl-d that unleaa they be and appear on the *3rd. day of the neat Term of the Jasper Circuit Court, to be holden on ihe 4th Friday of said term Ihe same being th* 104 h day of Marcti 1906, at the Court Honae In Renaselaer in aaid County and State, and answer or demur to said oompialnt, the same will be heard and determined in her aheenoe. , . In witness whereof, I hereunto set f • V\ m J hand and affix the eoal of said V kiourt, at Rensselaer this 9th day of January A.D.I9Uu. Jan 13-20 27 C.O.WARNER, Clerk. Seth Thomas Clocks the kind yon know about at Jeosens. January Clearance Sale at Murray’s Dry Goods and Clothing store. Now is the best time to buy yoar Ladies’ and Cuildreus underwear; special disoouut off the re gular price at Murray's Store.

PUBLIC SALE. Of Poland China Hags i *: -> . -• * f ‘ - - i • •- We wil* Bell at Rens-telaeri'i the ttbi.iotfi Impietnvnt room . n mA i DKDAY JAN 28'h. 1905 s<i ht*»'i o’ B-ed mows, and >o.-n gelts. They are sired by Chief Prrfeoiiou K-rfe^uon T. K Pm I'toaL Perfr Qjoo, N xuu Sunshine. uro.P^ndnti*».».* L, & W-Perfeoti',n. Bik PerfeoiioV, Iroquois Perfeoiioo, and Ketieseiner Perfeotoo". the sows are nr til f* Leep ou B k Psrfeotioo bn 1 R-mMs.'lder Pt-.rfeoti6n, tntiaaie i notf wjo first end s veeDstakes in he vear mg olasa at the Wi-oouvin stAte r. ir and First at the Indiana state,'fairs and sired the first priz^sow at the Wisomsin Fairs 1904. Terms: A credit wi'F given until 8«p ember firyt 1905 on ap-orov-'d smnntv , *» suras over $lO N >’64 to beir 7 p-r q«m >nt,t-r-;st a bfCoiiMt of 3 per oent will he a*lowed f r cash. Cjl H O C trreli 001. A Hie* P >well. Cjl. Fred Phill n B , Aucrioneers. SMITH HARMON & CO. Ditch Notice Notice of Letting Contract ’For The Construction of the Lawrence Ditch In the matter of the petition for 'drainage br P. H. Lawrence et at: Notice is hereby oven by the undersigned Drainage Commissioner to whom has Dees assigned the con--trucuon of the di oh, described: In the report ..f the drainage commissioners ih said matter, will receive bids for the construction of said itch at my office in the town of Frances villa, tnd , on THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 2ND, 1905 Scaled bids may be left at my, offloe in the town of France tville, Ind , at any time before .aid date.. aid work has been divided into stations of one hundred feet ip length, and bids for constructing said' ditch, or any portion, of it; must be made by stations , A compu attain of the number of cubic yards tn eqch f said stations has been rpade, and wi 1 be inrnisaed to any person Interested for bidding on saia work. Bald contract will be let to the lowest and best bidder by stations, and any person to whom a contract is let will be required to enter into a written contract and give bund, with surety so the performance of the work, and that he will pay all damages occasioned by the non-fa.tUlment of his contract. The right to ■ eject any and all bids is reserved ' ' ’ : •' Dated, Franoesvtlle, Ind., Jan. 14 th, 1905 W. C. MYERS As Drainage Commissioner. C W. Barker Attorney for Drains ge oocnmissioner. Jan ,17-24 . iM-BlflOM State of Indiana | in the Jasper County of Jasper | Circuit Court, February Term, 1905 Thomas G Red gate 1 Vs j- Complaint Jas.D.Apderson etal) No. 6779 Now comes the plaintiff, by Baugh man and Williams his attorneys, and files his complaint herein, together with an affidavit that the defendants, Jas. D. Anderson and Sarah Anderson his wife and Sarah Anderson widow of» said Jas. D. Anderson, and Mrs. Anderson his wife and Mrs. Anderson widow, of said Jas. D. Anderson; James D Anderson and Sarah Anderson his wife and Sarah Anderson widow of said James D. Anderson; Edward Sturges and Mary M. Sturges his wife and Mary M. Sturges widow of said Edward Sturges, and Mrs Sturges his wife and Mrs. Sturges widow of said Edward Sturges; Eddward Sturges senr. and Mary M. Sturges his wife and Mary M. Sturges widow of said Edward Sturges senr.; George Stiedel and Susanna C. Stiedel his wife and Susanna C. Stiedel widow of said George Stiedel; Gerard Many and Mrs. Many his wife and Mrs. Many widow of said Gerard Many; and all of the unknown heirs, devisees, legatees, grantees, administrators, executors, successors, and assigns, and all of the unknown heirs, devisees, legatees, grantees, administrators, executors, successors, and assigns, and all of the unknown heirs, devissees, legatees, grantees, administrators, executors, successors and assigns of each and every of the above named defendants, are not residents of the State of IndiansNotice is therefore hereby given said defendants of the filing and pendency bt said action to quiet title to real estate and that unless they bo and appear on Friday, March LOth, 1905, the 23rd day of the next term of the Jaspet Circuit Court to be holden oh the Second Monday of February, A. D. 1905 at the Court house in the city of Rensselaer, in said County and State, and answer or demur to said complaint, the same will be heard and determined in their absence. la witness whereof, I he ream al junto set my hand and affix the of said Court at Rensselaer Indiana, this 14th day of January, A. D. 1905. C. C. WARNER, Clerk. - Baughman & Williams, Attys. for Plaintiff. Jan 17-24-31 Plymouth Rocks.For t Sale For sa'e’ full blood, Plymouth Rock R iosters. at $1 each. At my place 2 miles ea-t of Rensselaer. W. It- Bhesler. All winter go ds at greatly reduced prices at Murray's store. Rogers 1847 goods in all designs at Jensens. Lost: a brown and green wool glove, on streets Friday. Finder please leave at ttna office. For sale, good aeoond-haod baby boggy. App'v to Mra. Harry % iltshire.

PUBLIC Sale. ■■ -V-■ : tv—■- >- . ..J -•!.- . \ ' JSxpeo iug to mo-e.ti North I)%£OU jteXL month. I wiL dispose of a i my per On at property *t Pulic 8 tie nt my iesdenc\ 5, inites North of ou ihe arave. ro>d o.i the Airs* Lou»h ridg- 'pad Just house North pf burk Bridge, commencing at 10 o’clock a* m, on : . "• T ELURB DAY, JAN. 28,1902, 7 Hbad of Horaea consisting of 1 Black Mure, eight yetrs ola*: 1 Brown Mme, eleven years old; 1 Grey Mare, eleven years old; 1 Roan Mure, eleven yesrs old; all 1 foal to Leek & Laue 1 Bay Gelding four years old; 1 Black Gelding three years old, 1 Uun Horse eight years old--37 HEAD of CATTLE consisting o' 4 Fresh Cows with calf by si -e; 8 Cows fresh in Spring; 3 t.ao yesrs o d Heifers heavy with calf, 7>earling Heifers; 5 two-year old Steers; 7 yearling Sieers 1 short horayearimg' 1 Bull Short Bora and Herford; I yearling Short Horn 801 l dark fed, FARM LMPL3 4ENCS WAGONS, Est). Consisting of broad tire Wagon, triple bed; one narrow tire Wagon, triple bed; 1 Carr age 2 iop buggies: 1 sleigh; 1 MoCormiok Biud jr; 1 MoCo miok Mower L Standard Mover; 1 Hay Rake; 2 14 inch Stubble Plows; 1 )4 inch Breaking Plow; 1 wo jd frame lever Harr >w; 1 Iron frame lever Harrow; 3 Cultivators, 2 Daisy spring tooth. 1 Brown spring trip. 1 wing shovel PiOw* 1 Com Planter with 100 tods ot wire; 1 Disk; 1 hand com Sheler; 1 Endgate Seeder and osd; 2 endgate scoop bo-irde; 1 new H«y Ladder; 1 Wheelbarrow; 1 Saddle 1- Set Double Harne*s; I Set Single Hamecs 1 Iron Kettle. 18 gallons; 1 farm Bell; 1 B iss Chum; 1 240 ib. Coumer Scale; 1 12 gallons Cream Separator; 1 Iron Mau'; 1 Domestic Bewing Machine;! Single barrel Sboteun l B cycle; 40 < r 50 ton of Wi'd Hay; al-o some o'd Hay; small farm Toole; Householdfand Kitohen furniture, aad olher articles too numerous to mention. Terms —A credit of 11 months will be given on same over $5 with the usual conditions; 7per cent off for cash where entitle to credit JOHN H. BROWN, Fr<-d Phillips Auctioneer. C.JG. SpiPer, Clerk. Hot Lunch on Grounds

Public Sale. 1 will sell dt pablio Auoiion, at my place 3 1-2 miles uorth aud 1 intle west of Ransseluer, 2 milee east aud 1-4 miles south of Surrey, Vliriou Ip., Jw-par Co. bagining at 10 o’clock a. m sharp, on WEDNESDAY, JAN. 25 The following property towit 12 head of hoist's, consisting of one team of gray marea 10 and 11 yrs. old, wt 2500 lba, both in foal to the MoCoyaburg Coach Horse oae roan mare 10 yrs. old. wt 1300 lba, me bay geldiag 6 year* old wt 1,450 odb grey gelding, 5 years old wt. 1,400 oue bay gelding 4 yrs. old wt. 1 400 lbs., one black mare 3 yr. old,wr. 1 300, one 2 yis old. one grey filly, 1 year old r ay gelding 1 year old, one suoking oolt, one pony 10 yrs old. Six head < f oattle 4 {milch cows 1 giving m!k and 3io ba fresh aoon, and 2 two year old heifters Farm implements, vehicles eto. 1 Deerirg binder, one MoCormiok mower, one Deere hay rake, one John Deere gang plow, tiyc corn planters with'fertilize) attachment oue 10 inch walking plow, one low down seeder force feed, one disc harrow, one three-section flexible ba row, 3 walking oultivatora. 3 farm wagons, twobroad and one narrow tire, one spring wagon, 3 sets leather werk harness, bay ladders, dump boards, and, other things of minor importance. Terms of sale: Ten dollars and under cash in hand On snms over ten dollars 11 months credit will be given withont interest if paid when due. if not paid when dne 8 per oent ioterest will be oharged from date of sale, purchaser giying bar kable note. No property removed nntil terms of sale are oomlied with, 7 per oeDt off for cash, BHERMAN LEWIS, Fred FhilhpS: Auctioneer, 0 G. Bpitler, Clerk. Hot lunch on Grounds. For Sale: —ft) acres of tiqiber 4$ miles southeast of Rensselaer. Ind., ’Will sell by the acre or part of aore. Will sell cord or stove wood, or poles. Stove wood out to order. Cord wood $2.00 per oord on the ground W. t E. Jacks. Residence near timber.

Public Sale. ' “ ■> K A*. P*rker h' vtpg mrchagejl the Vtrfiic e aud Maobiue busm»-8a of Schlem n and 'expecting tq move to we will.ilia. p>s of all < u personhl oroper y at Pablio the F M. Parker farm, lj miles North and les E<sr. of Rensel er, oommenci g at 19 a, m , oc THURSDAY, FEB 2 1905 11 Head Of Horses And Mu ! es conuisting of 1 span cf go >d m^<, mu*es, nine years od, wt. 2300, an exceptionally good span; 1 nay mare twelve years mJ, iu toal to Staokboase horse; l grey mare twelve year old. wc. 1400; 1 b»v Gelding four ye*ra old, wt 1400; 2 bay geldings three >e*r old; 1 rcan horse twelve years old;! two year old bay filly; 1 bay ge ding three years old next fall; 1 spring oolt; 1 pnd v. 1 goad Jeney oow; 1 Jers-y Heifor oalfv 18 Brood Sows all pore blood Duroo Jerseys, brpd to farrow in latter port of March and April; 2 Dnvoc Jersey Roars Two Horse Tread Power, with Buzz Saw. and belt complete, and in good shape, end 1 two hcrae sweep grinder. IMPLEMENTS. WAGONS, ETC —col siating of 1 MoOormiok binder, a good one;l Mower used two seaoone; 3 cultivators. 1 Kid•ng, 2 Walking. 2 Corn planters both eood ones, one with fertilizer attachment; 2 Disc harrows, ore new this year; 2 Smoothing harrows, 1 three section steel, l Wood John Deere Gang plow; 1 Bnlk v plow; 2 good Walking olows; 1 sod Breaking p'ow; J JLowdown reader; Hay toils consisting of 1 Acme bay pitoher and ii flay gatherers; 4 Farm wagons. 1 Triple bed broad tire Studebaker, gpod as new. 1 Iron wheel, 2 Narrow tires; 1 Carriage; 1 Road cart; 3 Sets work harness; 1 Cow boy saddle; 1 Hey ladder; 2 shoveline Boards; 1 Hand corn shelter; 1 Grind stone; 1 Log ohain; 1 Saw v se; some Household and Kitoben furniture, oonsis'ing of beds, mat. tresses’ springs, 1 wood heatios stove, etc ; and uumerou* small artioles. A credit of 11 months will he given with usual conditions on snms over $5, 6pproent off for cash where entitled to credit F. M PARKER & SON. Fred Phillips, Auctioneer, 0. G. Spitler, Oierk Hot lunoh on grounds d3w3

‘FOUND” Odd Notice in Prominent Southern Paper of Interest to Renssdaer Residents. One of the best known newspapers in the Souh is the “Guide” of Dunn N. O, Its publisher, J P- Pitman, sends us’the following clipping with request to publish: “Found.— by the • editor Jof the Gq.de, a bottle of Hyomei, the wonderful treatment that cures oatarrh without stomach dosing We can speak in highest praise of its remark able power to cure and relieve oa tarrh of the head aud throat. This mention iB mad-, not as an advertisemeat, but in the interest of those who suffer the torture of that terrible isease, oatarrh,” In sending the dipping, Mr, Pit man wrote the following letter: 1 enclose a little pieoe from my paper, issue* today. You will see from this that I desire to push the selling of Hyomei as far as possibl . fi am using it in my own family, and jnd that it gives the desired relief so that I take th? pleasure in spread ng far and near the knowledge of this sure relief for oatarrh.” B. F. Fendig, in preparation for the catarrhal troubles of this season of the year, has ordered a large stock of Hyomei. and sells it under guarAntee to refund the money if it does Dot relieve. The complete outfit ooste bat sl, and extra bottes, oan be obtained for 50 cents. Ask him to show you the strong guarantee under whioh he sells it This remarkable remedy medicates he air you breathe, soothing and heal* ing the mucous membrane cl the sii passages, and making a oomplete cure of the worst oase of catarrh’ New Dairy In Town. I have established a first olaM dairy and will deliver milk to all parts of Rensselaer. All milk aerated before delivery, and guaranteed strictly pure. Orders may be left at Eger’s grocery store or, bv telephone No. 519 A. (The Dr. Hartsell farm)/ dw2wp E. 0. Maxwell & Sons - 'h\‘ r C *>i . - t* , Lost last Saturday two flat keys, on ring. Finder please leave at this office.

Mother Goose Up To Data.

Mary had a little- jag . Which Fhe was loata iu lose; She got it in Hiaaoii* ii.-ca,,. From drinaing fiteasejj It followed-her into the streeßpr Which was aga.nst the rule. It made .the children laugh and slag—- ‘ Alt, Maiy had a jccll A watchful sleuth espied both girl AJift They msuie him weep. He placed- poor Mary' where the bars —Are dry. Now she’s asleep. There was a man in Gotham town And he was wondrous “wise,” He jumped into the Bishop’s place And filled up to the eyes. But when they saw his eyes afloat, With all their might and main. They seized him by the trouser’s seat And threw him out again. There was a “model” man. And he drove a “model” nag. He went into a “model” rumsliop And acquired a “model” jag. He met a “model" sleuth. Who (spied his “model” souse And dragged him off abruptly To a “model” station house. ? Little Miss Muffet Wanted to rough it, So she ran to the new saloon That was blessed by the Bi: iop. For there she could dish up Beer all the afternoon. —New York Sun.

A Ready-Made Epitaph.

(For an up -o-date woman.) Here lies her heat, on the lap of earth, For the first time she rests since the hour of her birth. Her forbears for ages were folk known to lame, And thus in her day she was “Daughv ter” and "Dame." She belonged to twelve clubs,, and read- rforace at sight, And ser ed on the school-board with haughty delight At the meetings of mothers she always appealed » To tell them how little ones all should bo reared. She golfed and she kodaked and automo filled. ~7“ And wb- never it ; eased her she turned in and wueeled. The luncheons and teas and functions ga’ore Whicli kept all bor smiles made her husband sore. When she’d now ere to to, as she found one day. She fell to the floor and died whera she lay. And now lies her head on the lap of earth. For the first time she rests since the hour of her birth. —Silas X. Floys', in September L!pIncoU’j.

Tabloid Philosophy.

It’:: a poor rule that won’t work our way. Eoine r ?»Ple never lend n x::.l uniei.'s it’s exnpiy. , A fellow so!ton beeor. -s a j/lbi-J just tor c lari:. The IraoccuniotTycot meets with verses and reverse . It takC3 more t ::.n a razor :;tr.".r to sharpen one’s apyetlts'. Arbitra/un may set/e a d/pute, but it won’t .>ettie a nil. The advocate </ woman’s r ./m often finds that woman s sett. A mar i 3 alw.rvs willing to share Mo good opinion of U.m-elf. A man with a boil on I:is cceh ia naturally hot under the collar. The fellow who wins a girl's ha. d feels that he carries oft’ the palm. It’s easy enough to he pleasant if ycu always have your own way. A girl can’t even blush without having a ce. .ain amount of cheek. A ma i can’t help wondering 'f women ever’really 00l each other wkh their kisses. —Philadelphia Record.

A Summer Romance.

A little golf, A walk or two, A little waltz. A talk or two, A moonlit porch, A ring or two. An ardent sigh, A kiss or two, An absent swain, A week or two, Another man. A day or two, A little note, A groan or two. —Puck.

A Terrible Death.

During a celebrated murder trial to New York City two Irishmen were \mong the many Interested spectators. “Sur« the evidence will convict the prisoner,” remarked one. “Not only convict him, but will hang him,” returned the other. “Man alitre! They don’t hang murderers In New York!" “WeU, what do thev do with them*" “Kill them with elocution." —Philadelphia Ledger.

Something New.

“What's this peculiar Instrument ?” Inquired the Visitor. “That," repllfed the manufacturer, "is a table knife. We've Just filled a largo ordtii for a Chicago firm." ? “But what’a the idea in the raised rim all around the blade?” , "That's to keep pead and thirl ga front rolling ofL"—Philadelphia Press,