Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 4, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 January 1905 — Presence vs. Presents. [ARTICLE]

Presence vs. Presents.

The angry maiden stamped her foot. ‘‘Consider our engagement at an end, sir.” she said, “and leave my presence at once and forever.” “Oh, very well," answered the young man calmly, “I’ll gladly leave your presence, but I shall take my presents Avith me when I go, and don’t you forget to •recollect to remember that.”