Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1905 — Rare Opportunity; [ARTICLE]

Rare Opportunity;

Man Overboard —Help! Help! Stranger—Phuy don't yez swim? “I don’t know how.” “Be gorry, ye've got an illigant chance to learn.” You are not expected to know values of funeral goods, but if you know that the National Casket Co. make “The Best,” you should ask the Undertaker to furnish that kind. A New Jersey woman thinks she is entitled to two pensions because she is the widow of one soldier and the grass widow another. , A GUARANTEEDCURE FOR PILES. Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Your druggist will refund money If PAZO OINTMENT falls to cure you in •to 14 days Ko. What has become of the old-fashioned man who referred to a bucksaw as a "fiddleT’