Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 37, Number 1, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 January 1905 — Obeyed the Doctors. [ARTICLE]

Obeyed the Doctors.

Housekeeper—You don’t look as if you had washed yourself for a month. Tramp—Please, mum, th’ doctors says th’ proper time to bathe is two hours after a meal, and I haven't had anything you could call a meal in six weeks.