Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 140, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1904 — All’s Fair in Love. [ARTICLE]

All’s Fair in Love.

Miss Million—So you know Miss Tiptop, the belle of the season? Mr. Sharpwit (after Miss Million’s heart, hand and bank account) —Oh, yes; she and I move in—in —ah —much the same set. Miss Million—By the way, here comes Miss Tiptop now. We will meet her face to face. * * * Why, she did not recognize you. Mr. Sharpwit—She always acts that way when I’m with a prettier girl than she is.