Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 140, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1904 — A Small Favor. [ARTICLE]

A Small Favor.

Young Wife (time, midnight)—Quick! Quick! up! I hear some one down stairs. Husband (sleepily)—What do they seem to be doing? Wife—Hark! Hear They’re in the pantry. I heard my cake box rattle. Husband (wearily)—Tell them to please not die in the house. A GUABANTKKD CURB FOR P 11.128. Itching, Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMENT fails to cure you Id 6to 14 dbys. 50c.