Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 138, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 December 1904 — Positive Proof. [ARTICLE]

Positive Proof.

Smithby—l know I need glasses. Oculist —How do you know? Smithby—Because last night I was reading a newspaper and I couldn't tell whether or not a certain word was "building" or “blinding.” Oculist —Which did it turn out to be? Smithby —lt turned out to be "bulldog.”—Judge.