Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 132, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1904 — A Menace to Society. [ARTICLE]

A Menace to Society.

The Colonel—Well, boys, this Is my last night at the club. I've got to Si a fearful menace to society, so ere’s nothing left for me to do but go away and be a hermit for the rest of my life. The Chorus—Why ? The Colonel—Because I’ve lived here ■o long I know everybody’s family history. The Chorus—What of that? The Colonel—And, confound It, I’ve got into tbe habit of thinking aloud.— Kew York Times.