Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 127, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 November 1904 — Blissful Ignorance. [ARTICLE]

Blissful Ignorance.

Growells (in cheap restaurant) —'Here, waiter, are these mutton or pork chops? Waiter —Oan’t youse tell by de taste? Growells—No. Waiter—Den wot do youse care which dey is, huh? We are never without a bottle of Piso’a Cure for Consumption-in our house.— Mrs. B. M. Swayze, Wakita, Okie., April 17. 1901. An attendant in a Parisian tea store ha/’lnvented a little machine that will pack and tie up parcels at the rate of forty a minute. It is no trouble for the Undertaker to fiernish goods made by the National Casket Co., and you should ask for them. Mm. Winslow's Soothing sirup for Childm teething; softens the gums, reduces inflammation, eh lays pain, cures wind colic. 2j cents a bottle.