Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 125, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 November 1904 — Willing to Compromise. [ARTICLE]

Willing to Compromise.

Footpad (stopping citizen) —Here, now.' shell out, or JL'll— — Citizen (drawing a revolver' —Oh, you Mill, eh? - Footpad—Ub—well, let's compromise. If you'll give me five dollars. I’ll promise not to tell the police that you’re carryin' concealed weapons. The electrical charge of the gaseous lou is .00000000034 electrostatic units. The number of molecules in one cubic centimeter Of gas under standard eondN tions is 3.0 multiplied by the nineteenth power of 10. Charity and personal force are the only investments worth anything.—Walt Whitman.