Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 122, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 October 1904 — Not a Bargain. [ARTICLE]

Not a Bargain.

“Don’t you think,” remarked the bankrupt count, ■whose only asset was his title, “that you ought to call me ‘dear?’ ” “Yes, I suppose so,” rejoined his American wife with a sigh long drawn out, “for you certainly are not cheap at any price.”