Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 107, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 September 1904 — Evasion. [ARTICLE]

Evasion.

“See here, you sir!” cried her father. “Didn’t 1 tell you never to enter my house again?” “No, sir, you didn’t,” replied the persistent suitor. “You said act to ’cross your threshold,’ so I climbed In the window.”—Exchange.