Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 99, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1904 — In the Wrong Office. [ARTICLE]

In the Wrong Office.

Caller—We are very rich, and we wish to marry our daughter to a count, a marquis or a duke.' Clerk (with dignity)—You are In the wrong office. This la a matrimonial agency. Yon will find the International Purchasing Agency two doors to the left.