Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 69, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1904 — Then He Got Busy. [ARTICLE]

Then He Got Busy.

“Grammatically speaking,” said the bashful young man, “would you call a kiss a conjunction?” “I don't know.” replied the fair maid in the parlor scene, “but whatever It may be, it’s something I ctnraot decline.” - x