Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 36, Number 69, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 April 1904 — Good Substitute. [ARTICLE]

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“Yewr aunt,” said Uncle Hiram, “seen a nd in a paper what sed ez heow a feller In th’ city would send ennybody a resect for makin’ puddln’ without usin’ rrilik, an’ a heap sit*; richer, an’ all fer a dollar; an’ she up an’ sent th’ money.” “And did she get the desired Information?" nuked the nephew. “Yep. Th’ feller wrote back an’ told her to use cream.”