Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 148, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 January 1904 — Papa's Idea of It. [ARTICLE]

Papa's Idea of It.

“What's a divorce, papa?” asked small Floramay. “A divorce, my dear, is a decree that separates a man from the bargain counter necktie,” replied the wise parent.