Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 144, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 December 1903 — Why They Parted. [ARTICLE]

Why They Parted.

“Yis,” Bald Mrs. Clancy, “Pat and I have parted foriver. I went to the hospital 'to ax after him. 1 want to see me husband,’ nez I— I the man that got blowed up.* ‘Yea can’t see him,’ tea the doetbor; Tie’s under the inflooence of Ann Eatheticka.’ *1 don’t know the lady,’ sez I, mighty dignified lolke, Tmtjf me lawful wedded husband kin act lolke that when he’s at dith’s door I’ll have js divorce from him.' ”