Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 140, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 December 1903 — To the Beat of His Knowledge. [ARTICLE]

To the Beat of His Knowledge.

“To what do you attribute your longevity?” asked the reporter. “My which Y* queried the oldest inhabitant. “Yolrr longevity?” repeated the reporter. “Never had It. As far as I can remember I ain’t never had no-seeh complaint.”—Puck.