Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 137, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 December 1903 — Uncle Reuben’s Philosophy. [ARTICLE]

Uncle Reuben’s Philosophy.

I hev bad fi right smart lot of people cum to me fur advice at one time or another. Iu de fust place, dey wanted to feave a lawyer's fee an’ In de next dey wanted to see if I was as big a fule as dey was. If I didn't agree wld ’em I was a bigger one, of count.— Detroit Free Pres*. , .