Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 135, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1903 — Another Professor After Notoriety. [ARTICLE]

Another Professor After Notoriety.

A press dispatch from Worcester, Mase., date of Nov. 24th, and which has had wide circulation, says: A table of the ages of love in men and women has been compiled by Prof. Sanford Bell, a fellow in Clark university and formerly an instructor at the Valparaiso, Ind., Normal school. He has reached the conclusion that neither sex is safe from cupid’s darts after it has reached the age of three years. In fifteen years he has investigated 800 cases and his figures go to prove that the maturity of woman’s hearts is reached at 22 and man’s at 24.

All of which means, mainly, that Prof. Bell must be getting envious of the way several crank professors in Chicago University have achieved sudden notoriety during the past few years, by amazing discoveries that didn’t discover, and he is now making a bid for a like notoriety. Well, as he seems to have succeeded, now let Bell ring off.