Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 135, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 November 1903 — The One Exception. [ARTICLE]

The One Exception.

“I have noticed,” said the off-hand philosopher, “that n woman will get B golf dress when she lias no intention to play golf.” “That's so,” agreed the man with the incandescent whiskers. (C “And.” continued the off-hand philosopher, “she will get a ball gown when she cares nothing about dancing, and a tennis dress when she wouldn't play tennis (pr fear she will freckle, nnd a bathing Suit iyhen she lias no thought of going into the water, and a riding habit when the very thought of climbing on a horse gives her the chills, and *” “Yes,” interrupted the man with the inmndeseent whiskers, “but when she goto a wedding dress she means business. Ever notice that?" —Judge.