Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 118, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 September 1903 — The Comic Side of The News [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

The Comic Side of The News

Danville is a mighty poor place to pull off a lynching. Where did those- indicted postal officials find nny time to. Jammact government business? Beuven; and Machen now have another indictment to put with their large and interesting collection: Perhaps the Colorado earthquake was for the purpose of leveling the snowdrifts that the wind had piled up. ‘ Evidently the only way Capt. Hobson can put an end to these annoying .tumors predicting his marriage is to get married.. By the dine he Chicago polled get through grasping at straws in the car barn robbery case they can Start A feed store. ... u An Omaha man spent $5,000 seeing Chicago about three days. Nobody turned the 'Masonic Temple around for him, either, but several other things went around. In Macedonia, declare the dispatches, the belief is growing that war is inevitable. This would indicate that what they have at present is regarded aa aomrtliing in tihe nature of a street fhir or a fall festival.