Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 118, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 September 1903 — Bather Egotistical. [ARTICLE]

Bather Egotistical.

“I never argue with fools,” said Crankleigh. “Because why?” asked the bartendpr. “Because when they don’t agree with me I feel sorry for them,” replied the home-grown philosopher; “and When they do agree with me I feel sorry for myself.”