Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 84, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 June 1903 — Method in His Madness. [ARTICLE]

Method in His Madness.

Shortun—Congratulate me, old man, I’m engaged to Mia Boodleton. Naggerm—Why, she’s fat, 40 and anything but fair. I don’t see what you want to marry her for. Shortun—Well, I have a million reasons for doing so, and each one resembles a dollar-!