Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 82, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 June 1903 — Couldn’t Fool Her. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Fool Her.

“My dear Miss Mylhms,” said the impecunious young man, “I love you more than I can find words to tell.” “But I presume you could tell me in figures,” rejoined the beautiful heiress in tones that suggested the ice man.