Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 80, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 June 1903 — Sign Wasn’t Right. [ARTICLE]

Sign Wasn’t Right.

He —I wonder why Miss Elderly never married ? She—Oh, I suppose she was born in the wrong time of the moon. He—The wrong time of the moon? • She—Yes; when there wasn’t any man in it.