Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 74, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 May 1903 — Two of a Kind. [ARTICLE]

Two of a Kind.

“I’m a plain, everyday sort of a business man,” said the middle-aged person, with the scanty hair, “but I’m nothing if not practical. Miss Wiserly, will you be my wife?” “I admire your frankness, Mr. Hustler,” replied the auburn-haired beauty, “because I’m inclined to be somewhat practical myself. How much are you worth?”