Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 72, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 15 May 1903 — A Model Office Boy. [ARTICLE]

A Model Office Boy.

“First of all,” said the merchant to the youthful applicant, “we’ll have to test your ability as a whistler. Suppose you try.” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the boy, “but I can’t whistle at all.” “Hang up your hat,” cried the merchant, promptly, “you’re the boy we’re looking for.”—Philadelphia Press.