Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 52, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 March 1903 — Killed Two Birds. [ARTICLE]

Killed Two Birds.

Harold —Well, Percy, did you find gasoline a good remedy for chapped hands? Percy—Splendid! Not only did it cure the chapness, but every one to the ballroom detected the smell and thought I owned an automobile.—Chicago News.