Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 48, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 February 1903 — The Real Reason. [ARTICLE]

The Real Reason.

Master —Well, Tommy, you were not present yesterday. Were you detained at home iu consequence of the inclemency of the weather? Tommy—No, sir; ’cause of the rain.— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.