Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1903 — Breakfast Food. [ARTICLE]

Breakfast Food.

The Eskimo stood bejgre his wife, wrapped In her furs, with a look of despair on his face. "The blubber Is gone, we've eaten the last dog and my boots are too thin to make soup of,” said the citizen of the far North. "Starvation stares us in the face.” But Mrs. Eskimo smiled serenly. “Not yet,” she answered. "I have been reading the advertisements in the magazines and know the value of patent breakfast foods.” The husband looked puzaled. “We will have a nice dish of flaked snqw for breakfast!” concluded his loving wife triumphantly.—Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune.