Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 February 1903 — How to Quiet the Baby. [ARTICLE]

How to Quiet the Baby.

“.Anyone would know that you were a married man,” said the matron on the train that carries commuters to Yonkers. “You know so well how tc handle babies.” He had just stopped the howling of her yearling by a method all his own. He was a young man with a struggling mustache, and the woman’s noisy appreciation made him redden. “I just know’ you have a dear little baby of your owrr,” continued the matron. “I just know you have.” The young man shook his head. “You’re married, though?” •’Not yet,” said the man. “Oh, my!” exclaimed the woman, and she reddened. _ “But I had some baby brothers and sisters once,” he explained, and the commuters for three seats up and down tht. aisle smiled.