Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 42, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 January 1903 — Imputation Resented. [ARTICLE]

Imputation Resented.

Uncle Eph’m had just secured a divorce from his fifth wife, who had deserted him. “I suppose, uncle,” snid his employer, “you’ll be taking another wife in a few days?” “No, salt,” replied Uncle Eph’m, with dignity, “Use not going to make a fad o’ niarryin’, auh!” —Chicago Tribune.