Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 January 1903 — Hoped He Might Improve. [ARTICLE]

Hoped He Might Improve.

Husband was an Idiot when I married you, Mary. Wife (quietly)—Yes, Tom, I knew you were. But what could I do? You seemed my only chance, and I thought then that you might improve a little witly time. —Washington Times.