Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 31, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 December 1902 — The Half and the Whole. [ARTICLE]

The Half and the Whole.

Friend—You have always referred to your wife as your “better half.” Now, how do you designate the baby? Mr. Newlyblessed—Oh, baby Is the whole thing.—Brooklyn Eagle.