Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 35, Number 27, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 December 1902 — One Never Knows. [ARTICLE]

One Never Knows.

She—Wasn’t it a lovely honeymoon, darling? He—Oh, wasn’t it, sweetie? She —My only regret is that it may never happen again. The reported appearance of two immense sea serpents off the coast of Japan is ascribed by scientists to seismic disturbances. One of the alleged monsters was forty-eight feet long and the other thirty-six. Experts of merchandise have increased more than 50 per cent; exports of agricultural products has increased 25 per cent. Exports of manufactures have increased more than four-fold.