Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 90, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 July 1902 — Sure Cure. [ARTICLE]

Sure Cure.

Doctor —I’m sorry, madam, but I’ve used every known method to relieve your husband’s insomnia, but all to no avail. The Wife—l’ve got a scheme. I’ll just tell” him every night that I hear a burglar down stairs. That always did make him turn over and go to sleep.—Philadelphia Press.