Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 61, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 April 1902 — Imagine His Horror. [ARTICLE]

Imagine His Horror.

Cholly, who had taken his pretty cousin out for a little luncheon, was feeling generous. “8i«,” he asked her, “which do you think you would rather have —diamondbacked terrapin or canvasbnck duck?” “How kind of yon, cos!” she said radlantly. “I’ll take both.”-Chlcago Tribung.