Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 February 1902 — A Touching Appeal. [ARTICLE]

A Touching Appeal.

“Hey, you feller, get off*n this train!” shouted the angry conductor at the hoboes. “W’y, certainly, boss—but, say, did you ever live in a boardin’ house?” “Yes, an’ what of it?” “Nothin’, ceptin’ you might please pass the beets.”—Denver Times.