Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 44, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1902 — A Terrible Dream. [ARTICLE]

A Terrible Dream.

“I had an awful nightmare last night,” said the footpad. "What was It?” asked the burglar. “Dreamed I held up the iceman and Just after I got his money along came the gasman and collected his bill."—Baltimore American.